Could this store...BE any better? I think not!
Chandler Bing, Transpondster
A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone and this is the best place to get them. Books, I mean.
Tyrion Lannister, Hand of King Bran the Broken
It is not wise to upset a Wookie. It is wise, however, to shop here!
Han Solo, Captain of the Millennium Falcon
I can read here all day!
Steve Rogers, Captain America